did i ever tell you?

I think it's pretty funny when someone can never remember that they've already told you the story. I know I do it too. But, some people are eternally repeating the same tale. Then there are people who never remember what you told them. It's good because it gives you a chance to tell the story right the second time. Recently I had the pleasure to witness a collision of these two types. They were meant to be together.

"Did I ever tell you about ..."
"No, tell me the story."

Repeat as needed.